All aboard the Spamwagon

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Spam.

If you spend any time on this consumer of attention we call the internet you will have seen it; a slurry of loosely connected words and a convenient hyper-link to assist you in donating your money and identity to some criminal with no ethics and a wifi connection.

If you have a WordPress account, most of these are blocked, with the occasional junk comment caught like a fly in amber in the Spam Queue. While undertaking a regular cleanse of this electronic roadkill, I encountered a spectacular example that I will share with you today.

It is far too long to read all the way – indeed I recommend against it. Click it, scroll through to get an impression, then look away quickly lest you be lost within its glory. Seriously, its nearly 3000 words long, check it out, giggle, then click away and get on with your life.

Cheers all.

KT

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Genuine spam I have tentatively titled: “Keeping Your Options Open”

Unedited for your pleasure.

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